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Jo'ou Ranbu

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Zylo (vs. Gogo)
« on: July 11, 2008, 08:53:53 PM »
The power of nature is not to be underestimated, and Zylo is living proof of its might. With his wind-shearing fangs and kneebreaking agility, he has the might and swiftness to deal with any threat that may come his way. However, once again, he is pitted against something that is hardly a nuisance, let alone a menace. The mysterious mime Gogo has absolutely nothing - weak, frail and resourceless, all he/she/it can do is wildly flail a dagger and hope the foe dies. This will be a cinch; against Zylo's nature-hardened build and deadly claws, all this pathetic mime can do is pray. And, to make things worse, Gogo's Man Eater dagger fails to hit a weakness against Zylo's inhuman constitution. This is truly sad, and the mighty wolf Zylo will curbstomp this failure with the same ease he slaughtered a puppy last week.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

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Re: Zylo (vs. Gogo)
« Reply #1 on: July 12, 2008, 01:57:08 AM »
The power of nature is not to be underestimated lest you have a death wish, and Zylo is living proof of its terrifying might. With wind-shearing fangs and kneebreaking agility, he has the might and swiftness to deal with any threat that may come his way. However, once again, he is pitted against failure. The mysterious mime Gogo has absolutely nothing - weak, frail and resourceless, he/she/it is nothing more than a roadbump. This will be a cinch; against Zylo's nature-hardened build and deadly claws, all this pathetic mime can do is pray. And, to make things worse, Gogo's Man Eater dagger fails to hit a weakness against Zylo's inhuman constitution. This is truly sad, and the mighty wolf Zylo will curbstomp this failure with the same ease he slaughtered a puppy last week.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....