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Jade (vs. Chaos. No, not AI2 Chaos)
« on: July 18, 2008, 05:48:53 PM »
The fearsome and single-minded general of the Empire bravely steps forward to the semifinals once again, trusty BoltX in tow, absolutely certain nothing can stop him from another belt. And, if it depends on the time-travelling evil of Final Fantasy I, his confidence is definitely in the right place. While Chaos is well-known for his massive elemental resistances and actually strong boss healing, his own HP and the highly limited nature of Cure 4 will be his downfall. With a daunting durability, damage (in spite of BoltX being resisted), and even a bit of a speed advantage, Jade will make short work of the monstrous being far before he manages to cast a Cure 4 spell even once. Maybe the finals will give Jade something resembling a challenge, since the semis certainly aren't it.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
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Re: Jade (vs. Chaos. No, not AI2 Chaos)
« Reply #1 on: July 19, 2008, 12:52:34 AM »
The fearsome general of the Empire bravely steps forward to the semifinals once again, trusty BoltX in tow, absolutely certain nothing can stop him. And, if it depends on the time-traveling evil of Final Fantasy I, his confidence is definitely justified. While Chaos is well-known for his massive elemental resistances and strong boss healing, his own HP and the highly limited nature of Cure 4 will be his downfall. With his own daunting durability, damage (in spite of BoltX being resisted), and even a bit of a speed advantage, Jade will make short work of the monstrous being far before he manages to cast a Cure 4 spell even once. Maybe the finals will give Jade something resembling a challenge, since the semis certainly aren't it.
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