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Jean (vs. Fargo)
« on: July 18, 2008, 06:39:30 PM »
A powerful question lingers inside the minds of the masses everywhere: who is stronger, a pirate or a frog? Well, children, ponder no longer, for the Duelling League arena will provide you with an answer! The Frog Prince Jean and the stout pirate Fargo fight it out in the Light semifinals only to answer the question that tormented the internets for years! And not only that, this is a fight of pirates against FRENCH FROGS! And, of course, children, we all know who is destined to win - the frog! That's right! The frog! The frog prince Jean has nothing to fear against Fargo, sporting the horrendously accurate Death spell against a pirate without any sort of instant death immunity! Things certainly can't be any more one-sided than that, can they? It's almost a pity the stakes can't be more exciting, but hey, answering a question for the ages is just about the best the League can provide!
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Re: Jean (vs. Fargo)
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2008, 11:39:20 PM »
It's a question that has stumped people for years: who is stronger, a pirate or a frog? Well, children, ponder no longer, for this arena will provide you with an answer as the Frog Prince Jean and the stout pirate Fargo fight it out in the Light semifinals! And, of course, children, we all know who is destined to win - the frog! The frog prince Jean has nothing to fear against Fargo, sporting the very accurate Death spell against a pirate without any sort of instant death immunity! Things couldn't be any more one-sided than that. It's almost a pity the stakes can't be more exciting, but hey, answering a question for the ages is important, too!
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