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Week 4 Missing Comments
« on: July 25, 2008, 05:10:43 AM »
Kefka>Van

Eirika>Jenova
Suicune>Rose

Albert>Aika

SH Team encounters 'bedophilia and dies. (Halley and company are owned by Albedo and company.)
<RichardHawk> Waddle Dee looks broken.
<TranceHime> Waddle Dee does seem broken.

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Re: Week 4 Missing Comments
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2008, 05:19:40 AM »
I'm yoinking Eirika > Jenova and Suicune > Rose.
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Re: Week 4 Missing Comments
« Reply #2 on: July 25, 2008, 05:21:42 AM »
Kefka>Van,
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« Reply #3 on: July 25, 2008, 05:51:51 AM »
Albert>Aika, Bonus.

Albert>Aika:

The power of confusion.

Of limitless healing and endless battle.

Aika could have gone forever.

How could she have lost?

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"...he's...um...nothing..." Aika stammered.

"Oh, come on, you didn't..." Fina stared at Aika.

"...but...I mean...he's so...dreamy, and I just got a little distracted, I mean, I don't want to, you know, do anything with him, but he's, I mean, that is...Damnit, don't you dare judge me!" Aika blushed.

"And they say my matches are sad." Fina sighed.

Bedophilia rocks SH1's world:

Oh, come on, now.

One team has Albedo on it.

The other team has Halley on it.

One team has Virgil on it.

The other has Keith on it.

With two of the most natural mental counters on earth to the SH1 team on the Xenosaga team, the match is obvious. Margarete finds something less suicidal to do, Zhuzhen has less forethought, Halley gets to go through councelling longer than MOMO had to and Keith is still mumbling miserably about how classless Virgil is.

Though, it wasn't all good for XS's team.

Albedo still is desperately insisting that Halley was a girl. Of course. He doesn't swing that direction for his mental rape. Right. Naturally.
« Last Edit: July 25, 2008, 06:00:58 AM by SageAcrin »
<RichardHawk> Waddle Dee looks broken.
<TranceHime> Waddle Dee does seem broken.

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« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2008, 08:13:56 PM »
Eirika > Jenova

"So. What are the conclusions we can draw from the experiment?"

Brey scribbled down his notes leisurely, not even stopping to glance up at Lexis. The scientist himself just stared at the dwarfish sorcerer, as if the chaos creeping out behind them was nothing more than a nuisance... well, probably that was it. After all, adding pheromone-laden tentacles to Jenova for science is pretty much a weekly event by this point in the Duelling League's life. Of course, things happen a bit differently when a drugged-up on aphrodisiacs and tentacle growth medicine Jenova is tacked into a match with a swordgirl princess.

"Eh? You said something, Lexis? I was just jotting down the fascinating effects that Eirika's Sacred Twin has against hormonal outrage", Brey merrily chided.

"Erm", Lexis coughed. "You'd expect anything else from Jenova as those tentacles are getting chopped into tiny pieces? That's not scientifical experimentation as much as natural action-reaction. However, I do find Eirika's sudden murderous glee an interesting psychological defense..."

As he finished the sentence, Lexis and Brey looked at the arena fight. Eirika maniacally laughed as she tore through the tentacles and ripe alien body, Jenova whimpering incomprehensibly. By that point, Luca Blight, who was reffing the match, joined in the alien slaughter, and random audience members began launching flammable Rogers into Jenova.

Lexis glanced back at Brey. "I wonder if people will ever figure out that science has nothing to do with these experiments. Do you think...?"

Brey stifled out a laugh. "They probably did a couple years back. They just don't care. I mean, why would you?"

Lexis shrugged. "I guess. Anyhow, I'm gonna grab more flammables from my lab. You let the explosive foam handy and the Creamonade calibrated, right?"

"Yeah, go ahead. I'm just finishing down the notes", Brey distractedly nodded.

In retrospect, that was all pretty typical. And so, the Duelling League moves on.


Suicune > Rose

It would be a fierce competition. Tidal waves, tempests, hazy darkness blasts. A desperate fight for survival in the unfriendliest environment possible.

However, it didn't dawn on Rose that her Dragoon armor would be too heavy to let her swim in the pentathlon competition against Suicune. As such, since the first part of the contest was a five-mile swimming course, she sank like a rock, getting trapped in Atlantica during a singing minigame.

Suicune was awarded victory by default. For Rose, she's making a cameo in Kingdom Hearts 3 as yet another Nobody.


[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

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Re: Week 4 Missing Comments
« Reply #5 on: July 26, 2008, 12:36:14 AM »
Kefka>Van

So yeah, Kefka has wings. Van doesn't. Van fights on a flying island. That's right, think this one over a bit.

I hear impacts suck, especially after being tossed a few miles away from a particularly potent Havok Wing.
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