Rolf and Emily stared at each other from across the arena. Rolf prepared himself mentally for the oncoming onslaught of physical blows, as Emily moved into a battle-ready stance.
"Hey, Rolffles!"
Rolf blinked, then looked again at the young woman, grinning while still in combat stance.
"Yeah, you! Intrawebs boy! Got anythin' to say for yourself, Mister Zen Master? Hah! Little Mr. Rofl, two-by-four, couldn't-"
And then Rolf made the arena explode.
"...Reset... please, people, stop ruining the arenas..."
Emily stared at Rolf in a complete daze, before stumbling out. Rolf looked around, before spotting Scias. "Let me guess. You let it slip to her after a few drinks that I was fueled by calm, not rage."
"B-b-b-b-b-bingo." Scias grinned wickedly. Rolf shook his head and left the arena in amazement.
