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Levi (vs Ulf)
« on: August 05, 2008, 05:43:53 AM »
Those impetious youths are at it again! With their dragons, and bad manners, and those funky hairstyles that seem to be mixture of premature balding and never washing! Levi will not stand for this; He will teach Ulf to stay on the ground! To be respecting! To not stink up the arena! Of course, once Ulf is on the ground, nothing can stop Levi’s earthquake from hitting. Sure, Shadow Warrior may be good at evading a sword swing, but how can you evade the upheaval of the earth itself? A few quick spells, and Ulf will learn why no one crosses Levi.
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Re: Levi (vs Ulf)
« Reply #1 on: August 07, 2008, 05:55:12 AM »
Those impetious youths are at it again! With their dragons, and their bad manners, and those funky hairstyles that seem to be a strange, disturbing cross between premature balding and never washing! Levi will not stand for this; He will teach Ulf to stay on the ground! To be respecting! To not stink up the arena! Of course, once Ulf is on the ground, nothing can stop Levi’s earthquake from hitting. Sure, Shadow Warrior may be good at evading a sword swing, but how can you evade the upheaval of the earth itself? A few quick spells, and Ulf will learn why no one crosses Levi.
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