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Jo'ou Ranbu

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Bruiser Khang (vs. Ike)
« on: August 15, 2008, 07:05:50 PM »
The internet may like Ike, but the masses know who the true mighty warrior is: enter Bruiser Khang, great arena champion, the mighty Kongman! With rippling muscles, unending charisma and the fighting spirit of a true hero, the powerful fistfighter is ready to go ballistic in the arena once again! And, much to his delight, his first fight after a long absence is against the leader of the Greil Mercenaries, the well-known and well-loved Lord Ike! Surely, this will be a show for the ages, with sparkling Aether strikes and earth-shattering punches. However, Bruiser has a key advantage in this fight: his trademark Ballistic is not only brutally damaging, but it's multi-target, avoiding Ike's counters, and ignores evade, forcing Ike to take the brunt of its strength. And not even a durable warrior such as him can take two Ballistics and stand up. With this in mind, the Kongman will enter the fray with a smile, certain of victory!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

Jo'ou Ranbu

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Re: Bruiser Khang (vs. Ike)
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2008, 03:02:04 AM »
The internet may like Ike, but Bruiser Khang, great arena champion, is the true champion of the masses! With rippling muscles, unending charisma and the fighting spirit of a true hero, the powerful fistfighter is ready to go ballistic in the arena once again to fight Brawl phenomenon Ike! Surely, this will be a show for the ages, with sparkling Aether strikes and earth-shattering punches. However, Bruiser has a key advantage in this fight: his trademark Ballistic is not only brutally damaging, but it's multi-target, avoiding Ike's counters, and ignores evade, forcing Ike to take the brunt of its strength. And not even a durable warrior such as him can take two Ballistics and stand up. The Mighty Kongman will enter the fray with a smile, certain of victory!
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....