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Jo'ou Ranbu

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Arngrim (vs. Cliff Fittir)
« on: August 15, 2008, 07:11:38 PM »
What a bother. An Einherjar should have better things to do than face musclehead-shaped binary codes. Not that Arngrim does give much of a damn of what a warrior of the gods should or should not do, but this is just vaguely nonsensical. Cliff Fittir may have a comparable build to the Grim Reaper's, and have quite a way with words... however, he just isn't strong enough. Not strong enough to fend off a Final Blast, not strong enough to fell Arngrim before his cleaving maneuvers strike home, not strong enough to face, well, what amounts to essentially a god of battle. Against this vaguely foolish dump of data, Arngrim will just show up and prove his superiority. Videogame characters shouldn't be squaring off against gods, and a swing of the Bahamut's Tear should send the point home easily enough.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

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Re: Arngrim (vs. Cliff Fittir)
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2008, 03:00:05 AM »
What a bother. An Einherjar should have better things to do than face musclehead-shaped binary codes. Not that Arngrim does give much of a damn of what a warrior of the gods should or should not do, but. Cliff Fittir may have a comparable build to the Grim Reaper's, and have quite a way with words... however, he just isn't strong enough to fend off a Final Blast, nor to fell Arngrim before his cleaving maneuvers strike home, let alone to face, well, what amounts to essentially a god of battle. Against this vaguely foolish dump of data, Arngrim will just show up and prove his superiority. Videogame characters shouldn't be squaring off against gods, after all.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....