Lassie vs Tony- Eh, Lassie is a potent protective deity. Tony doesn't do enough to really combat this.
Zera Valmar vs Mothra- Zera VA >>>>> Singing Twins.
Mulder vs Drew- Yar.
Arthur vs Ash- The God with the Gun.
Robotnick vs Dist- And don't think this isn't going in his revenge journal!
Mecha-Birdo vs The Six Million Dollar Man- No man from the 70s can withstand the sheer mind-rending horror of Birdo anatomy.
Micheal Flatley vs Noa- Come with me, I'm your only chance, 'cause I'm the lord of the river dance!
Shakespear vs Brown- Moving on.