Author Topic: Relm Arrowny (vs. Nina The Fail)  (Read 514 times)

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Relm Arrowny (vs. Nina The Fail)
« on: August 22, 2008, 07:55:05 PM »
It's really fun to be a magical painting girl, isn't it? After soothing the greedy mind of a crazy merchant fuddyduddy, young Relm Arrowny now sets her sights on a truly wondrous model! Nina Wyndia, the Third, has cute little wings, a nice dress and great colors to paint into a watercolor! Granted, she might not agree to pose without a fight, but this is no problem! After all, Nina is really really bad at fighting, with shoddy elemental magic and the physical build of a hospitalized twig. As such, a few thwacks of a brush alongside Relm's trusty Cat Hood to largely mock Nina's spells with oodles of elemental resistances should be enough to convince miss wings to be Relm's painting muse! It's fun to be a magical painting girl indeed.
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Re: Relm Arrowny (vs. Nina The Fail)
« Reply #1 on: August 23, 2008, 02:43:09 AM »
It's really fun to be a magical painter, isn't it? After soothing the greedy mind of a crazy merchant fuddyduddy, Relm Arrowny now sets her sights on a truly wondrous model! Nina Wyndia the Third has cute little wings, a nice dress and great colors for a watercolor! Granted, she might not agree to pose without a fight, but this is no problem! After all, Nina is really really bad at fighting, with her shoddy elemental magic and the physical build of a hospitalized twig. As such, a few thwacks of a brush, with the elemental resistances of Relm's trusty Cat Hood to largely mock Nina's spells should be enough to convince miss wings to be Relm's painting muse!
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