"...well." Citan said, looking at the piece of paper one final time. "I guess this does explain it all."
"Doesn't it?" Necrosaro mused. "All the questions, answered. Every single one."
Hiro shrugged. "Even seems to explain the issues Serge and his friends had with his world. Seems kinda... boring, though."
"Indeed. A Grand Unified Theorem, made to explain all existence. Truly a great achievement." Citan mused. "And we owe it all to T260G and Emeralda."
"Oh, really, T260G deserves the most credit." Emeralda demurred. "It was she who possessed the greater insight into the issue."
"Very well. For the sake of the match, at least, we can award T260G the win, right?" Hiro suggested.
"Sure. But for now, let's make sure we get this publicized. Such a revolutionary insight must not be supressed." Necrosaro mused. "Indeed, I almost feel at peace with everything, knowing this."
It was at this exact point that quantum mechanics kicked in at almost-null probability, and the piece of paper turned into a coconut.
T260G forgot to save his work, too.
