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Geshp (vs. Maxim)
« on: October 04, 2008, 02:13:58 AM »
Fresh from his victory over a weakling of an opponent who needs to take large amounts of damage to get anything done, the Greater Devil Geshp faces... wait. Is this a joke? Yes, the second verse is indeed the same as the first: Maxim is completely unthreatening to any Heavy, let alone one who deserves an upgrade as badly as Zeon's great lieutenant, until he has taken a large amount of damage to build up IP. Too bad for him, then, that Geshp's dreaded doublecast Freeze 4 will chill Maxim into a popsicle before he can even dream of getting his game started. Maxim's total lack of resistance to the ice element makes Geshp's match this week even easier than last; at this rate, nothing will stop Geshp from returning to his rightful division!

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Re: Geshp (vs. Maxim)
« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2008, 02:34:10 AM »
Fresh from his victory over a weakling of an opponent who needs to take large amounts of damage to get anything done, the Greater Devil Geshp faces... wait. Is this a joke? Yes, the second verse is indeed the same as the first: Maxim is completely unthreatening to any Heavy, let alone one who deserves an upgrade as badly as Zeon's great lieutenant, until he has taken a large amount of damage to build up IP. Too bad for him, then, that Geshp's dreaded doublecast Freeze 4 will chill Maxim into a popsicle before he can even dream of getting his game started. Maxim's total lack of resistance to the ice element makes Geshp's match this week even easier than the last. At this rate, nothing will stop Geshp from returning to his rightful division!
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