Author Topic: Karel (vs Carol)  (Read 830 times)

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Karel (vs Carol)
« on: September 21, 2008, 05:40:53 PM »
Yes... Karel's blade thirsts for the blood of great warriors... this is - wait, a little girl with a missile launcher backpack? Is this a joke? Sending a child into the arena against Karel is folly. While Carol's speed is nothing to laugh at, and she can drain his health into her own away while ignoring his excellent evasion, this strategy takes time to actually kill the opponent. Time that Carol won't have, as the longer she takes to drop her foe the more likely it is she'll be cut down in one fell swoop of critical damage. Karel will show this lackluster 'dueler' no mercy, even if their names are similar. Maybe he'll find a more worthy opponent next round.
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Re: Karel (vs Carol)
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2008, 06:43:21 AM »
Yes... Karel's blade thirsts for the blood of great warriors... this is - wait, a little girl with a missile launcher backpack? Is this some sort of sick joke? Sending a child into the arena against Karel is suicidal folly. While Carol's speed is nothing to laugh at, and she can drain his health into her own away while ignoring his excellent evasion, this strategy takes time to actually kill the opponent. Time that Carol won't have, as the longer she takes to drop her foe, the more likely it is she'll be cut down in one sweeping critical slash. Karel will show this lackluster excuse for a 'dueller' no mercy, even if their names are similar. And maybe he'll find someone actually capable of quelling his bloodlust on the next round.
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