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Emperor Mateus von Palacemia XVII The Mighty (vs Sora)
« on: November 04, 2008, 05:29:50 AM »
All hail Emperor Mateus Palamecia! Killed in a battle against rebels, reborn after a hostile takeover of hell and affirming his place at the throne of mortals, he is truly a legendary man worthy of everyone's respect. And now, he faces another "hero", this one armed with a giant key and even more gigantic shoes. Sora is a physical fighter, meaning his offense will have a tough time piercing Emperor's amazing defenses, all while every single one of Emperor's attacks drains Sora's life force. With the deadly and accurate status of Slow, Curse and Blind in the mix, all of Sora's abilities from his magic to his healing suddenly become less than impressive, while his attack, defense and speed plummet to laughable levels. And Emperor even has a trivial time finishing Sora off, a task many mighty warriors and endbosses have struggled at. His multihit attacks go right through Second Chance, which normally allows the destined child to cheat death over and over again. All hail Emperor Mateus Palamecia!
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<Gourry> What, for making the game three times better?
<Gourry> And playable, at that?
<Niu> that lose the whole point of of L2!!!

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Re: Emperor Mateus von Palacemia XVII The Mighty (vs Sora)
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2008, 05:57:38 AM »
All hail Emperor Mateus Palamecia! Killed in a battle against rebels, reborn after a hostile takeover of hell and affirming his place at the throne of mortals, he is truly a legend. And now, he faces another "hero", this one armed with a giant key and even more gigantic shoes. Sora is a physical fighter, meaning his offense will have a tough time piercing Emperor's amazing defenses, all while every single one of Emperor's attacks drains Sora's life force. With the deadly and accurate status of Slow, Curse and Blind in the mix, all of Sora's abilities, from his magic to his healing, will suddenly become unimpressive, while his attack, defense and speed plummet to laughable levels. And Emperor even has a trivial time finishing Sora off due to his multihit attacks going right through Second Chance, which normally allows the Keybearer to cheat death over and over again. All hail Emperor Mateus Palamecia!
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