Ah, the elegant scent of victory wafting... this is not the scent of victory! No, this boquet is that of a muscle-bound man who has not bathed since... my, that is a thought too dreadful to contemplate! This will not do at all! The duelling league must benefit from elegant warriors with grace and style, not brutish unwashed thugs. This Boyd may speak loudly with a large axe, but his strength is meaningless before the refined fighting style of the Dark Adonis! Forged through hours of training, doing a thousand pushups with a thousand breathtaking beauties upon his back, the potent Adonic Buster shall send this brute packing in no time flat, on the honor of Vyers, the Dark Adonis!
