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Empyrea (vs Millenia)
« on: November 08, 2008, 03:57:38 AM »
Twefweet tweet ca-caw twfeweeeet twe-Wait, you mean Empyrea doesn't talk like that? Sadly, the Duelling League's first bird-language arena writeup will have to wait, then. Empyrea's calm demeanor isn't just for show in this match; Her strategy is simple. Pluck the Wings of Valmar right off, using her mighty beak. Millenia's frail physique and remarkably slow magical abilities make this a fairly easy strategy to abuse. No fuss, just five hundred pounds of bird to the noggin'. Pretty simple. If, by some miracle, even this strategy fails, there's still no real worry; Empyrea may be a frail boss, but she's still a boss, and shrugging off Millenia's miserable offensive resources should be a lark. As it were.
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Re: Empyrea (vs Millenia)
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2008, 04:09:02 AM »
Twefweet tweet ca-caw twfeweeeet twe-Wait, you mean Empyrea doesn't talk like that? Sadly, the Duelling League's first bird-language arena writeup will have to wait, then. Empyrea's calm demeanor isn't just for show in this match; Her strategy is simple. Pluck the Wings of Valmar right off, using her mighty beak. Millenia's frail physique and remarkably slow magical abilities make this a fairly easy strategy to abuse. No fuss, just five hundred pounds of bird to the noggin'. Pretty simple. If, by some miracle, even this strategy fails, there's still no real worry; Empyrea may be a frail boss, but she's still a boss, and shrugging off Millenia's miserable offensive resources should be a lark. As it were.
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