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Jessica Albert (vs. Zio)
« on: November 07, 2008, 10:44:39 PM »
The heir to the hallowed Albert household once again tries her hand in the steep fields of DL Godlike, and, this time, she's not leaving without a win! And she's up against a type all too familiar: Zio, mindless black magician serving a dark god, is just about the archetypal kind of flunkie Jessica got used to handling in her travels with Guv and his merry entourage. And, while durable he may be, he is also slow and unable to handle the blitzing power of Tensioned Magic Bursts. So, as soon as Jessica gets a berth, her powered up destruction salvo will handle this servant of evil as easily as it would anything else. Nothing like a return to her evilslaying ways, indeed.
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Re: Jessica Albert (vs. Zio)
« Reply #1 on: November 08, 2008, 03:50:46 AM »
The heir to the hallowed Albert household once again tries her hand in the steep fields of DL Godlike, and, this time, she's not leaving without a win! And she's up against a type all too familiar: Zio, a mindless black magician serving a dark god, is just about the archetypal kind of flunkie Jessica got used to handling in her travels with Guv and his merry entourage. And, while durable he may be, he is also slow and unable to handle the blitzing power of Tensioned Magic Bursts. So, as soon as Jessica gets a few turns to charge, her powered-up destruction salvo will handle this servant of evil as easily as it would anything else. Nothing like a return to her evilslaying ways, indeed.
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