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Jo'ou Ranbu

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Jeane (vs. Beowulf Kadmus)
« on: November 14, 2008, 09:25:12 PM »
Oh, such a charming man. Beowulf would be quite welcome in Jeane's rune shop, and it's a pity he's hellbent in fighting the beautiful lightning mistress like that. But it's no matter at all: underneath the skimpily dressed, marvelously attractive Rune lady, lies a powerful magician capable of summoning thunderstorms that would destroy countries in their wake. The magical knight may have an interesting spell selection, but it has to face Jeane's godlike magical resistance, and Beowulf himself lacks ways to resist lightning, not being terribly tough against magic himself. Thus, a Soaring Bolt will be all Jeane needs to put Beowulf down. It's a waste of a handsome frame, but maybe she can put his charred remains to some use even so.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

Jo'ou Ranbu

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Re: Jeane (vs. Beowulf Kadmus)
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2008, 02:31:49 AM »
Such a charming man, this Beowulf - it's a pity he's hellbent in fighting the beautiful lightning mistress like that. But no matter at all: underneath the skimpily dressed, marvelously attractive Rune lady, lies a powerful magician capable of summoning land-ravaging thunderstorms, and if a country would kneel before Soaring Bolt, imagine what would happen to a mere man. The magical knight may have an interesting spell selection, but it has to face Jeane's godlike magical resistance, and Beowulf himself lacks ways to resist lightning and ain't terribly tough against magic himself. Thus, a Soaring Bolt will be all Jeane needs to put Beowulf down. It's a waste of a handsome frame, but maybe she can put Beo's charms to use later...
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....