One is a monkey-man, a chivalrous pervert.
The other is a cheerful girl with a knack for invention.
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"Wow. Is this an honest fight coming from Zidane, of all people?" Chisato mused, leaning back in her chair. "This has the makings of a new headline..."
Morte nodded a bit. "I'm not sure it's any surprise - the two kind of have similar personalities, perversion aside. But - oooh, that was a good hit by Zidane!"
As Zidane finished the duel with a blow by the flat of the blade, Gilgamesh grinned. "Bet you two that as soon as it looks like he's gonna lose his next match, he goes back to his old ways."
"No deal." The two other Behind the Scenes members shook his head as Precis was revived and the two shook hands, before leaving.
And then a massive sonic boom erupted through the arena. As Chisato slowly looked up, a voice boomed out:
"THIS IS THE POWER OF THE ANTI-PERVERSION LEAGUE OF THE DL. WE SHALL END YOUR TYRANNY, ZIDA-"
"OHMIGOD THEY'RE BOTH PREHENSILE!" Precis screamed, flushing a deep red, before turning and running out of the arena. Chisato frowned, before looking over to Zidane-
"... Morte, get Zidane some damn clothes. Gilgamesh, fetch my eye bleach."
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Deis was severely chided after the match. She, too, remains unrepentant.
