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Boyd (Vs Midboss)
« on: November 07, 2008, 02:47:42 PM »
How much Wood would a Woodchuck chuck if a Woodchuck was a Mercenary who was most definitely totally not into crossdressing.  Like seriously it was just a phase.  He has an Axe now and everyone knows Men of the Woods never wear dresses no matter how nice a cocktail dress it is or how well it goes with their handbag.  I mean it just isn't practical, heels are not designed for secluded group meetings in the woods with other Luis Vuiton enthusiasts.  So Boyd has a lot of pent up anger built up that needs to be taken out on someone else with violent thrusts of his massive Axe of extreme manliness +8 and Midboss just so happens to be the next target. 
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Re: Boyd (Vs Midboss)
« Reply #1 on: November 15, 2008, 03:01:42 AM »
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck was a Greil Mercenary who was most definitely totally not into crossdressing? Silly rhetoric and reminiscences aside, Boyd has an axe - and axemen are too damned manly to crossdress (although that cocktail dress really went well with that purse!). I mean, it's even impractical to wield axes with a dress, and heels are not designed for secluded group meetings in the woods with other Louis Vuitton enthusiasts. So. Boyd has a lot of pent up anger built up that needs to be taken out on a poor bastard, making good use of his mighty, MANLY Axe of Manliness. And Midboss just so happens to be the next target. Pity the poor fool.
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