Royce frowned. This would be a difficult matchup, indeed, Why, the Cloud of Darkness had the audacity to be even more... daringly... dressed than she! Clearly, she needed to appeal to a different demographic... and the crystal ball would grant her the insight she needed..
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"And so that's why she's dressed as Zidane." Deis finished with a grin.
Jessica and Terra eyed Deis, before glancing to the battle, where Cloud of Darkness was frantically bashing a comatose Royce. "I get why Cloud of Darkness is trying to wipe Royce from existence - some things shouldn't be seen." Jessica commented with a shiver. "But why didn't Royce see that this would be a stupid maneuver?"
Terra chuckled at this. "That'd be because Locke, ah, 'discovered' her crystal ball six days ago. I see why you asked me to have that done, now."
Deis nodded happily. "We can't let a girl like Royce ruin all our scantily-clad reputations, after all."
"...So you let someone even less-well dressed step in?"
"She isn't human, Jessica." Deis shrugs.
"Uh."