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Bubba (vs. Wizard)
« on: December 08, 2008, 10:35:17 PM »
Soul ablaze and body as massive and strong as ever, Bubba steps into the ring with his eyes on victory. Still burning with frustration over the loss of his lover and his defeat at the hands of the one who took her away, he is ready to take it out on the frail spellcaster who has been assigned to fight him. There's nothing flashy or pretty about Bubba's strategy: hulk up, then overkill his opponent with a devastating series of strikes. The wizard's poor speed will insure that, for all her magical might, she won't be able to land a second high-powered spell on Bubba, who can easily take one of them. For his lost love, Bubba will carry on her fine tradition of tearing prey apart with bare hands.

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Re: Bubba (vs. Wizard)
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2008, 02:57:01 AM »
Soul ablaze and body as massive and strong as ever, Bubba steps into the ring with his eyes on victory. Still burning with frustration over the loss of his lover and his defeat at the hands of the one who took her away, he is ready to take it out on the squishy spellcaster Wizard. There's nothing flashy or pretty about Bubba's strategy: hulk up, then overkill his opponent with a devastating series of strikes. Wizard's poor speed will insure that, for all her magical might, she won't be able to land a second high-powered spell on Bubba, who can easily take one of them. For his lost love, Bubba will carry on her fine tradition of tearing her prey barehanded.
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