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Bartre (vs. Maria Balthasar)
« on: December 18, 2008, 12:24:43 AM »
The axe-wielding hero of Elibe, Bartre the Brave returns to the Duelling League to cause some much needed havoc! After his last defeat to that spoiled punk, Bartre's ready for another go at winning a season. Sure, Bartre might be missing half his brain cells, but come now, who needs brain when you got brawn? Packing enough punch to knock out a bear, all Bartre's going to need is a belch to knock out his 13-year old adversary. The girl can bring on the pain, but Maria's defenses are comparable to a thin sheet of paper, and a quick slash over her soft little cranium will be all that's required to advance Bartre to the next round.
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Re: Bartre (vs. Maria Balthasar)
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2008, 02:43:47 AM »
The axe-wielding hero of Elibe, Bartre the Brave, finally returns to the Duelling League to cause some much needed havoc! After his last defeat to that spoiled punk Snowe, Bartre's itching for another go. Sure, Bartre might be missing half his brain cells, but come on, who needs brain when you've got brawn? Packing enough punch to knock out a bear, all Bartre's going to need is a belch to knock out his spindly adversary. Maria can bring on the pain with her Seibzehn... well, sorta maybe, but Maria's defenses are comparable to a thin sheet of paper, and a quick slash over her soft little cranium will be all that's required to advance Bartre to the next round. After all, even a gear-summoning little girl reacts like... well, a little girl when properly thwacked.
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