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Yuri (vs Chris)
« on: December 26, 2008, 06:27:44 AM »
A platinum-haired maiden. Now there's an opponent Yuri never saw himself facing. Granted, it's not HIS platinum-haired maiden, but it's still rather distressing. Yuri will have to play it cool this week, as Silent Lake will null his most potent offense after he transforms, but he still packs a mean combo. Sure, Chris has some thick armor, but that's nothing Seraphic Radiance can't tear through. Yuri's taken down less feminine opponents in thicker suits of armor anyway. And THEY had guns! Yuri's had tougher matches on his many Godlike championship runs, and this will just be another notch on his belt... just not THAT way.

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Re: Yuri (vs Chris)
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2008, 03:12:03 AM »
A platinum-haired maiden. Now there's an opponent Yuri never saw himself facing. Granted, it's not HIS platinum-haired maiden, but it's still rather distressing - that's a vaguely eerie red herring, after all. Yuri will have to play it cool this week, as Silent Lake will null his most potent offense after he transforms, but he still packs a mean punch even bereft of magic. Sure, Chris has some thick armor, but that's nothing Seraphic Radiance can't tear through. Yuri's taken down less feminine opponents in thicker suits of armor anyway, including a god or two (hey, that Godslayer title wasn't won in a poker match, just so you know). And THEY had guns (nobody said those gods made any sense anyway...)! Yuri's had tougher matches on his many Godlike championship runs, and this will just be another notch on his belt... just not THAT way.
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