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Beowulf Kadmus (vs. Queen Zeal, the Hands of Baby-Eating)
« on: December 27, 2008, 12:47:37 AM »
The mystical blade of Beowulf Kadmus has gotten him through many ordeals, and, after such a successful run, Beowulf certainly won't let a mad queen stop him from attaining the glory of back-to-back championships. While Queen Zeal may have quite a hefty arsenal against magically reliant battlers such as Beo, he does have a few tricks up his sleeve. Against the queen's lackluster offense until she can access Hallation and MP Buster, Beowulf's draining spell should be quite the trick to keep him up and healthy, and, if she gets cute with Hallation, a 1 HP Shock! will certainly put the insane ruler out of commission. Even if it looks like a hopeless fight, Beowulf certainly can tip the tide of the fight against his opponent, as he has done for the last few weeks.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

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Re: Beowulf Kadmus (vs. Queen Zeal, the Hands of Baby-Eating)
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2008, 02:19:31 AM »
The mystical blade of Beowulf Kadmus has gotten him through many ordeals, and, after such a successful run, Beowulf certainly won't let a mad queen stop him from attaining the glory of back-to-back championships in two different divisions. While Queen Zeal may have quite a hefty arsenal against magically reliant battlers such as Beowulf, he does have a few tricks up his sleeve to edge her out. Against the queen's lackluster offense until she can access Hallation and MP Buster, Beowulf's draining spell should be quite the trick to keep him up and healthy, and, if she gets cute with Hallation, a 1 HP Shock! will certainly put the insane ruler out of commission. Even if it looks like a hopeless fight, Beowulf certainly can tip the tide of the fight against his opponent, as he has done for the last few weeks.