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Ronnie Bell (vs. Sania)
« on: December 27, 2008, 01:17:05 AM »
This is going to be a complete pushover fight. Ronnie Bell, the mightiest woman in the Toran Army, wielder of the feared Hate Rune, slayer of dark emperors (okay, Darksol was pretty wussy for a dark emperor, but details), now gets to... fight against a spindly little waif? A -princess-, at that? Hah. Hah. Yeah, this won't take long. While Ronnie is slow and bulky, along with not taking magic well, Sania is horrendously frail. As such, she can take one shot of the princess' magic assault and proceed with breaking all her bones with a single Hate Rune command. Maybe it'll look pretty messy, but Ronnie's always been one to forsake elegance for plain brawny effectiveness.
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Re: Ronnie Bell (vs. Sania)
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2008, 02:15:50 AM »
This is going to be a complete of a fight. Ronnie Bell, the mightiest woman in the Toran Army, wielder of the feared Hate Rune, slayer of dark emperors (okay, Darksol was pretty wussy for a dark emperor, but let's not bother with details), now gets to...fight against a spindly little waif? A <I>princess</I>, at that? Hah. Hah. Yeah, this won't take long. While Ronnie is slow and bulky, along with not taking magic well, Sania is horrendously frail. As such, she can endure one shot of the princess' magic assault and proceed to break all her bones with a single Hate Rune command. Maybe it'll look pretty messy, but Ronnie's always been one to forsake elegance for plain brawny effectiveness.
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