Author Topic: Patriarch (vs. Sephiroth)  (Read 321 times)

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Patriarch (vs. Sephiroth)
« on: December 26, 2008, 10:28:23 PM »
While a Pope coming face to face with an angel might normally be a scene from a religious painting, this match promises to be anything but holy. The dreaded Sephiroth may have lots of speed, but Patriarch Sergius has quite the durability edge. While that false angel is busy whittling away the Pope’s health, Sergius will be stocking up for the ultimate in religious attacks: robot summoning! Should he have the ability to summon his trusty Proto Omega for a combo attacks, the frail Sephiroth has little hope to stand up to such a bonecrushing.
...into the nightfall.

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Re: Patriarch (vs. Sephiroth)
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2008, 02:24:20 AM »
While a Pope coming face to face with an angel might normally be a scene from a religious painting, this match promises to be anything but holy, and - WHAT? Sephiroth doesn't even want to dignify his alleged superiority over Sergius and plugs in shameless merchandise instead!? This is simply egregious! This arrogant One-Winged Angel, just because he has insane speed and a mighty physical, he thinks he can just go away like that and ignore Sergius' durability edge? Well! While that phony angel is busy marketting his new program, Sergius will merrily stock Boost levels for the ultimate in religious symbolism: summoning a giant robot! Once he has the ability to summon his trusty Proto Omega for a few combo attacks, Sergius will make that brittle SOLDIER wish he took this fight more seriously! For shame, a mighty church ruler from space deserves better than being mocked by PR releases!
« Last Edit: December 27, 2008, 03:37:31 AM by Jo'ou Ranbu »
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