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Bartre (vs Snowe)
« on: December 26, 2008, 04:14:46 PM »
Bartre is a simple man with simple tastes. He's not from a rich family like his opponent Snowe, but what he does know is the value of a honest day's work, as well as the first rule of battle: Always keep your cool. You won't see Bartre's arm "go numb" in the middle of a battle, thats for sure. Bartre's axe has been sharpened to perfection, and while Snowe may have been able to persevere over a monkey, his victories on the chain of evolution stops with the neanderthal man known as Bartre.

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Re: Bartre (vs Snowe)
« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2008, 02:49:32 AM »
Bartre is a simple man with simple tastes. Unlike his highborn opponent, he knows the value of a honest day's work, as well as the first rule of battle: Always keep your cool. You won't see Bartre's arm "go numb" in the middle of a battle, that's for sure. Bartre's axe has been sharpened to perfection, and while Snowe may have been able to persevere over a monkey, his victories on the chain of evolution stops with the neanderthal man known as Bartre.
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