Ricardo champed.
Let that sink in for a second. Ricardo. Champed. Light.
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Okay, I think that's enough time for reflection. So, good job, Ricardo, you got a championship and I think a repeat is not happening. So hold that trophy with honor, dude. You're not getting another one. Joker's a tough old bird so I think he'll be okay.
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....what? I've got to pay the bills somehow, and unlike SOME imaginary people I can't go outside and start slaughtering wildlife to acquire funds.
