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Volke (vs Eiko)
« on: January 30, 2009, 11:36:40 PM »
Mini? Pah! The tip of an assassin's knife is always deadly, even when reduced to the size of a pin-head. Speaking of pin-heads, the real pin-heads are anyone who thinks it's a good idea to buff or status against a dark warrior of Volke's talents. No matter what silly barrier Eiko places on herself, or what silly restriction she moves against Volke, she has no defense against his deadly blades. There can be no defense against a well-trained assassin, who will strike with precision and persistence. Besides, it's not unethical to kill a child when she's 30 times your own size.

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Re: Volke (vs Eiko)
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2009, 01:39:21 AM »
Mini? Pah, that's nothing! The tip of an assassin's knife is always deadly, even when reduced to the size of a pin-head. Speaking of pin-heads, the real pin-heads are anyone who thinks it's a good idea to buff or status against a dark warrior of Volke's talents. No matter what silly barrier Eiko places on herself, or what silly restriction she moves against Volke, she has no defense against his deadly blades. There can be no defense against a well-trained assassin's throat slices, who will strike with precision and persistence. Besides, it's not unethical to kill a child when she's 30 times your own size.
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