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Jo'ou Ranbu

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Angela (vs. Poo)
« on: January 31, 2009, 12:05:10 AM »
Oh, pfft. Such a long rest from the arena and Angela doesn't even get a smidge of eyecandy for her triumphant return? Well, that's just peachy - another stone statue going to the sledgehammer instead of Altenna's castle halls. Because, y'see, this match will be very simple. Poo's massive speed edge and varied skillset mean essentially nothing against Angela's petrifying magic. A single casting of Stone Cloud will end the match here and there, and no amount of Starstorms or ineffectual pokes will save him from this fate. The only question this match will raise is whether even pidgeons would touch a statue of Poo: after all, there are limits even to the dregs of nature.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

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Re: Angela (vs. Poo)
« Reply #1 on: January 31, 2009, 01:50:39 AM »
Oh, pfft. Such a long rest from the arena and Angela doesn't even get a smidge of eyecandy for her triumphant return? Well, that's just peachy - another stone statue going to the sledgehammer instead of Altenna's castle halls. Because, y'see, this match will be very simple. Poo's massive speed edge and varied skillset mean essentially nothing against Angela's petrifying magic. A single casting of Stone Cloud will end the match here and there, and no amount of Starstorms or ineffectual pokes will save him from this fate. The only question this match will raise is whether even pidgeons would touch a statue of Poo: after all, there are limits even to the dregs of nature. Regardless, maybe this season will bring Angela more souvenirs than dispensable real-sized sculptures once she's done with Poo.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....