Eiko > Volke
*Orcha's pub, two days before the match*
"Excuse me, Mr. Volke?"
The assassin for hire didn't turn to face her, but Eiko was pretty certain he heard her anyway. It wasn't exactly crowded in here on a Tuesday morning. Despite his lack of response, she took the fact that he wasn't throwing knives at her yet as encouragement and continued, "Well, I've talked to some people and they all agree that you don't do anything without being paid for it. So...I was wondering if anyone was paying you to fight me?"
"Ten."
Eiko blinked, "Ten?"
"Ten thousand."
"You're being paid ten thousand to fight me?"
"..."
Under normal circumstances, Eiko would start getting upset at being treated like this. But frankly, this guy scared the crap out of her, so she kept her temper in check and continued with her, well, what amounted to a plan, "So, um, if someone's paying you ten thousand to fight me, could I pay you not to? Like, maybe twenty thousand?"
"Fifty."
"...you want fifty thousand?"
"That's what I said."
Eiko smiled, "Do you take gil?"
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*The Middle arena, day of the match*
Guy yawned, "Man, it's been twenty minutes already. Is Volke coming or not?"
Jade shrugged, "Who knows? Frankly, I'd expect a bit more punctuality out of a professional with his reputation."
Tear flipped through the pages of a incredibly large book, "Hmm, well, it says here we have to give him a full hour before we can call the match."
"It's an hour now? Man, I swear the rules in that book change every week."
Jade chuckled, "It's every six days actually. And the rulebooks are all magically connected to the master book, who's whereabouts are unknown. When it is changed, they all change."
"Really?" Tear mused on that a bit, "I wonder who has control of the master rulebook?"
Guy snorted, "I'm more interested in why every six days. Hey Jade, why is it every six days?"
"It's because..." the necromancer was silent for a moment, then sighed, "Guy, you explain."
"...I'm asking you. How can I explain something to myself when I don't know the answer?"
"Figure it out."
"I reaaaaally hate you sometimes, you know that?"