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Eliwood (vs. Orhla)
« on: March 06, 2009, 08:41:40 PM »
While his previous two losses have both been to professional soldiers for hire, this time all he faces is a barroom bouncer who doesn't even have a proper weapon to defend herself with.  And while she may have a trick or two up her sleeve, none of it will matter while Eliwood hits her twice for each blow she lands, and can call upon the blood of Roland and the sacred sword Durandal to deliver a finishing blow no slip of a girl can withstand.  For this Lord, the third time will definatly be the charm.

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Re: Eliwood (vs. Orhla)
« Reply #1 on: March 07, 2009, 04:05:31 AM »
Ah, this is a lucky break for the noble Eliwood! While his previous two losses have both been to professional soldiers for hire, this time all he faces is a childish bartender who doesn't even have a proper weapon to defend herself with.  And while she may have a trick or two up her sleeve, none of it will matter while Eliwood hits her twice for each blow she lands, and can call upon the blood of Roland and the sacred sword Durandal to deliver a finishing blow no slip of a girl can withstand.  For this Lord, the third time will definitely be the charm no matter what!
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