1)Do you remember your dreams? If so, are they in full color? Do they have sound? How about touch, smell, or taste?
They're always in color when I remember them, they always have sound. The other three senses... well, if they come up I don't remember them. I do remember the brief moment when I was lucid dreaming and I remember feeling something when I was flying around but other than that no touch.
2)What's your favorite weapon type in 3d Shooters? Like, what are the physics behind it?
For most games, the Shotgun, followed closely by Automatics/Machine guns. Very specifically, I am going gay for the Force A Nature in TF2. Shotgun that blasts people away from you and in turn allows you to get away quickly yourself? Hell yes. (Nevermind that the Scattergun is way more useful...)
3)YOU MUST PICK ONE: Removal of your genitals or removal of your dominant arm. Does this answer change depending on if there is pain involved?
Honestly, though I would lament the loss of my genitals, at least then I'd have an excuse. >_>
And oh god the amount of time I'd save if I didn't masturbate as often as I did... genitalia in a heartbeat.
4)YOU MUST PICK ONE: A lifetime without contact with another human being, or being fused into the same body with someone you hate. (Note that in scenario B, there are STILL MORE HUMANS. Only option A removes humanity) Does your answer differ if you actually -like- the person?
Mm. Probably the latter. Human contact is too important, and usually if I absolutely loathe someone that changes after I get to know them better.
5)You now have theme music. It is not instrumental. What kind of music is it? Why is it your theme?
Crappy, out of tune comedy metal. Think Dethklok if Dethklok's songs didn't actually sound good. As for why? Well, mostly because I think it'd be funny.
6)This time, it IS instrumental. How does it sound? Be as descriptive as you like.
See above, only now it sounds good because there is no reason to have crappy music if it isn't funny.
7)What is the main reason why you're a horrible person? Assume I mean "LEAST PRIVATE" main reason. I'm not trying to dig up any dirt, here.
I overreact to things, I'm apt to chew people out even when they're right, I drink too much, I make a lot of racist statements ironically, I'm self loathing, I'm selfish, I find it hard to tolerate people I don't know that well, I rant and ramble, I sing constantly no matter how much it annoys people around me, I'm lazy, I'm pretentious, I like to think I'm good at things I'm not, I think I'm terrible at things that I may actually be good at, I give up easily, I'm a pathological liar, I like to actively sabotage myself from achieving things I actually want to, I'm a pushover,...
Can I stop yet?
8)Mankind has developed a ray-gun for making things taste like other things. Would this influence you to eat healthier? To what degree? Are there still foods that you wouldn't touch?
Alters the taste? Hell yes I would eat healthier. If I could get the same taste from eating a salad as I would from eating a donut, why the fuck would I eat the donut?
I probably still wouldn't eat clams or the like. The texture's too... uh. Fetus-y.
9)In this day and age, could you play an All-text RPG? There are no graphics--not even ASCII graphics where @ is the hero.
I basically do; the images in KoL are fairly superfluous. But yes I think I would play an all-text RPG. If it was funny/well written enough.
10)Tell a story where someone did something inexplicably gross. Like, something so gross it was kind of hard to be in the same room with them afterward.
One of my friends had a particularly bad break up a couple years ago. Like, bad to the point where the ex started spreading rumors that my friend was addicted to Heroin, etc. etc. To get back at her, he saved his cum in a milk jug for about a month and then poured it on her door.
The really gross part is that, after a few days, semen starts to rot. And stink. Bad. For this month or so every time you opened his closet you would get a waft of rotting cum.
