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Jessica (vs. Heath)
« on: March 20, 2009, 09:52:19 AM »
Her alchemy skills questionable, her bag’s contents inconceivable, and her motivations less than noble, Jessica is quite the bundle of trouble. Whether she’s accidentally blowing her homework or conducting a pill to magnify toothaches, disaster is sure to follow wherever she goes. Unfortunately for Heath, that disaster is likely to fall on his head. Sky Present should drop of manners of magical items, from bedpans to tuna, on his resistance-deficient head. All the while, Jessica will keep herself healed with her timed cards, giving her a nice and restful win.
...into the nightfall.

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Re: Jessica (vs. Heath)
« Reply #1 on: March 21, 2009, 03:21:53 AM »
Her alchemy skills questionable, her bag’s contents inconceivable, and her motivations less than noble, Jessica is quite the bundle of trouble. Whether she’s accidentally blowing her homework around or conducting a pill to magnify toothaches, disaster is sure to follow wherever she goes. Unfortunately for Heath, that disaster is likely to fall on his head. Sky Present should drop off all manner of magical items, from bedpans to tuna, on his resistance-deficient head. All the while, Jessica will keep herself healed with her timed cards, giving her a nice and restful win. Provided nothing...unexpected happens.
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