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Fogel (vs. Clive)
« on: April 18, 2009, 03:21:53 AM »
The most powerful of the sky knight is back, and wouldn't you know it...he gets handed a free ticket to Week 3 on a silver platter. Clive hits pretty hard, but Fogel can take it. And take it. And take it some more. Not that he's going to need much of that durability, since Clive is slow as molasses. For all his heavy armor, Fogel himself doesn't have that problem and will run rings around his opponent. The fact that he can chop Clive into little bits with his massive attack helps too. Clive could try and build up FP...but it's not really going to do much for him here, and by the time he reaches the higher levels he'd be dead anyway. When you consider Fogel's speed advantage, his impressive durability, and his penchant for bringing the pain, it's obvious who you should vote for this week. (It's Fogel. Vote for Fogel.)
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Re: Fogel (vs. Clive)
« Reply #1 on: April 18, 2009, 04:51:33 AM »
The mightiest Sky Knight is back, and he has a free win for his triumphant return! Clive hits pretty hard, but Fogel can take any physical punishment and shrug. Not that he's going to need much of that durability, since Clive is slow as a molasses. For all his heavy armor, Fogel himself doesn't have that problem and will run rings around his opponent. The fact that he can chop Clive into little bits with his massive attack helps too. Clive could try and build up FP...but it's not really going to do much for him here, and by the time he reaches the higher levels he'd be dead anyway. When you consider Fogel's speed advantage, his impressive durability, and his penchant for bringing the pain, it's quite obvious who the victor will be in this slugfest.
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