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Lorenta (vs. Bernadette)
« on: April 24, 2009, 12:51:13 AM »
Lorenta, treasured schoolmarm of Flenceburg Academy, has arrived to teach yet another student a lesson in magic.  And she won't even need her trusty Mystic Cross to do it!  Exam question: What is the natural enemy of all seamen?  Why, seagulls, of course, ruthless scourges of sailors everywhere.  What?  The Island Nationer claims to not be terrified of them?  Well, she will be after this match is over.  See, while Bernadette might be passable at healing, she's utterly inept at damage.  And if she dares invoke Silent Lake, cutting off her access to Breath of Ice, Bernadette is even more hopeless and forced to rely on her toy throwing knives.  Lorenta, meanwhile, trumps Bernadette's finite healing with her reliably infinite Heal spell.  All she has to do is sit back smugly, healing away Bern's pathetic attempts at damage, and let her avian familiar slowly devour Bernadette.

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Re: Lorenta (vs. Bernadette)
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2009, 01:04:44 AM »
Lorenta, treasured schoolmarm of Flenceburg Academy, has arrived to teach yet another student a lesson in magic.  And she won't even need her trusty Mystic Cross to do it! Exam question: What is the natural enemy of all seamen? Why, seagulls, of course, the scourges of sailors everywhere. What? The Island Nationer claims to not be terrified of them? Well, she will be after this match is over. See, while Bernadette might be passable at healing, she's utterly inept at damage. And if she dares invoke Silent Lake, cutting off her access to Breath of Ice, Bernadette is even more hopeless and forced to rely on her toy throwing knives  Lorenta, meanwhile, trumps Bernadette's finite healing with her reliably infinite Heal spell. All she has to do is sit back smugly, healing away Bern's pathetic attempts at damage, and let her avian familiar slowly devour Bernadette whole! Hah-hah!