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Who will Falcon PAWNCH first and thus win?

Palmer
6 (46.2%)
AI2 Chaos
0 (0%)
Tide
1 (7.7%)
RICHARD aka. Tonfa
6 (46.2%)

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Author Topic: Match of AWESOME (Read: DOOM)  (Read 1166 times)

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Match of AWESOME (Read: DOOM)
« on: May 11, 2009, 08:18:45 AM »
We haven't seen one of these in a while! AI2 chat inevitably lead to Chaos versus something...that something became Palmer this time. So...how bad is this match?

Well, AI2 Chaos is AI2 Chaos. That is to say, horribly epic damage (10HKO) and around averagish durablilty. Possibly lower by a little bit.

On the other hand...Palmer is Palmer. However, in this match up, its more than enough. 10 shots of 4/5HKOish damage along with 50% evasion.

Doesn't look close, right?

Well...this would be true. Except AI2 Chaos has a raw resistance to all elements of 40%. This and CRIMSON AMBITION (which raises his elemental resistance and all other stats for 3 turns) might JUST be enough to run Palmer out of attacks and thus win. Suddenly, what looked to be a slaughter isn't anymore. All Chaos needs to do is survive those 10 shots and he may potentially win! SHOCK.

So...here's the question: Will plot powerz strike again and force Palmer to get hit by a truck? Or will Chaos' feeble battle abilities once again prove to be his epic mocking.

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Re: Match of AWESOME (Read: DOOM)
« Reply #1 on: May 11, 2009, 08:36:06 AM »
Palmer can waste turns anyways, so Crimson Ambition at least isn't too relevant.
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Re: Match of AWESOME (Read: DOOM)
« Reply #2 on: May 11, 2009, 11:07:15 AM »
Slaughter by Palmer. A couple of shots and Chaos is dead, on the other hand Chaos would need some 30 attacks.

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Re: Match of AWESOME (Read: DOOM)
« Reply #3 on: May 11, 2009, 12:39:21 PM »
Definitely Tide. Captain Falcon's looking for revenge for all those times Tide screwed up the PAWNCH.

Also, and I mean this in a good way, if anyone deserves to be falcon PAWNCHed by their favorite character, it's Tide.

In regards to Palmer vs. Chaos... Palmer. >.>;;

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Re: Match of AWESOME (Read: DOOM)
« Reply #4 on: May 14, 2009, 02:25:42 PM »
The Vice President wins this, on grounds that he cheats.
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