Gijimu>Porom:
Eh.
Winning by shrinking things over and over is <i>boring</i>.
Right?
Porom is, of course, boring. But that doesn't mean she doesn't have a soul in there, one that cries out for originality, for <i>change!</i>
Certainly, she wouldn't do the same things over and over again!
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Lord Gijitron looked out over the city of Zanarkand with a fierce glare.
His massive, blizzard-laser double-ended axe in hand, he stared out over the beautiful scenery at his nemesis, the terrible Magical Princess Warrior Ghalyria, as her raucous "Ohohohohoho!" boomed out over the cityscape.
He knew what he must do. Readying his final strike, he charged.
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<i>"FINAL SPECIAL DEATHBLOW BRILLIANT HI-OUGI: CALAMITOUS BUNKER DRIVER TWIN-BLIZZARD AXE SHINRYUKEN CRUSHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"</i> Gijimu, weaving unsteadily, bellowed, smashing his axe into the floor.
The entire arena became a towering pillar of flame.
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Well, Porom learned a few valuable lessons.
First off, Confusion doesn't stop attacks that hit both the ally and the enemy. Gijimu barely survived his own assault. Porom was nowhere near so lucky, having barely survived Gijimu's first attack herself.
Secondly, axes are dangerous even if they don't go anywhere near the face.
Thirdly, don't use Confusion on creative people.
Fourth, boring is underrated.
Deamoned>W8:
Have you ever seen a Dragon Slaylad?
How about a Regentaco?
A Eye Patché?
No?
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"And you won't." Deamoned finished, calmly sticking seven vegetables on his sword and roasting both the impaled Worker 8 and the veggies over an open flame.
The 8/8 Workewer was given a 5/10 by judges, sadly. Worker 8's immunity to fire produced a tough, inedible foodstuff even to people who normally didn't mind munching metal. The veggies however were succulently done to a turn, with a quite tasty teriyaki sauce that made everyone happy. As such, results were mixed.
