The Dinchster returns! Balamb Garden's favorite martial artist is roarin' to knock some heads and get some good 12-second ultimate Duels of Painful Booya-Style Death off this season, and Kongol is really the type of opponent up Zell's alley! The giant's status is woefully inaccurate, and Zell literally runs rings around this doofus. He might look impressive with that big dumb axe of his, but Zell firmly subscribes to the "The Bigger They Are, The Harder They Fall" theory. For added performance, we've told Zell that Kongol's the one hiding the hot dogs, so we should see him in top form and properly inspired for the match! Watch out for the flamin' fists!
