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Locke (vs Macha)
« on: June 06, 2009, 12:32:55 AM »
This whole division is humiliating. Locke, an accomplished treasure hunter and veteran of several battles and, oh yeah, the ultimate victory over the Godlike Kefka, hates being in light. He hates it. Why? Because a division up, his friend Mog gets to fight an actual mage with actual lightning magic that could maybe, in some universe, pose a threat. But what does Locke get to fight? That's right. A housewife. Sure, housewives can be pretty tough, and Macha happens to be tougher than the average mother-of-two, but Locke is still a fast, fairly effective warrior with an actual bladed weapon.

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Re: Locke (vs Macha)
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2009, 03:14:32 AM »
This whole division is humiliating. Locke, an accomplished treasure hunter and veteran of several battles and, oh yeah, one of the ultimate victors over the Godlike Kefka, hates being in Light. He hates it. Why? Because a division up, his friend Mog gets to fight an actual mage with actual lightning magic that could maybe, in some universe, pose a threat. But what does Locke get to fight? That's right. A housewife. Sure, housewives can be pretty tough, and Macha happens to be tougher than the average mother-of-two, but Locke is still a fast, fairly effective warrior with an actual bladed weapon. And he's about to prove it to this momma with his lightning-quick wits.
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