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Muppy Oktavia Wonderchak VIII (vs. Gijimu von Halen)
« on: June 05, 2009, 05:52:03 PM »
Stranded on this backwater planet is not the way Muppy intended it to be.  A short conquest, followed by people bowing at his feet...that was what should have awaited him.  But no matter - the great, evil, diabolical, and completely adorable Muppy Oktavia Wonderchak VIII will prove to the world that just because things didn't go his way to begin with, doesn't mean that he won't still triumph in the end.  Wielding the science and technology of the most advanced POTS in the universe, the backwards weaponry that Gijimu wields seems equivalent to a reed of grass by comparison.  Not having had years to perfect his genetic code, Gijimu is a perfect target for Muppy's Puni-transforming mutation ray.  A single blast will turn Gijimu into a puny little Puni, easy prey for Muppy's ATOMIC FIRE CANNON New Type "KSMM".  Well-shielded in his POT OF DOOM from Gijimu's beatings, there's not much else to say about this fight.  Soon, the future emperor of the world will have his day...soon. 
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Re: Muppy Oktavia Wonderchak VIII (vs. Gijimu von Halen)
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2009, 05:22:29 AM »
The great, evil, diabolical, and completely adorable Muppy will prove to the world that just because things didn't go his way to begin with, doesn't mean that he won't still triumph in the end.  Wielding the science and technology of the most advanced POTS in the universe, the backwards weaponry that Gijimu wields seems like a reed of grass by comparison.  Not having had years to perfect his genetic code, Gijimu is a perfect target for Muppy's Puni-transforming mutation ray.  A single blast will turn Gijimu into a puny little Puni, easy prey for Muppy's ATOMIC FIRE CANNON New Type "KSMM".  Well-shielded in his POT OF DOOM from Gijimu's beatings, the future emperor of the world will have his day...soon.
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