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Jo'ou Ranbu

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Macha (vs. Locke Cole)
« on: June 06, 2009, 12:10:07 AM »
The toughest little (big) mama in Light is aboutCHA do sum' cleaning in this mess! With her wooden spoon and her deadly folding and laundry skills, she's more than ready to handle a bunch of whippersnappers like she does with her pesky kids. In fact, DL fighting is probably easier than housekeeping for Korcha and Mel - and beating the sniveling thief Locke into a pulp would be even moreso. The so-called treasure hunter is pretty quick and tricky, but otherwise, he's just very squishy and inept at fighting. A nice laundry and folding session would handle him quite nicely. In the end, Macha is just itCHAing for an actual fight instead of human dry-cleaning, really. 
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....

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Re: Macha (vs. Locke Cole)
« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2009, 03:15:17 AM »
The toughest little (big) mama in Light is aboutCHA do sum' cleaning in this mess! With her wooden spoon and her deadly folding and laundry skills, she's more than ready to handle a bunch of whippersnappers like she does with her pesky kids. In fact, DL fighting is probably easier than housekeeping for Korcha and Mel - and beating the sniveling thief Locke into a pulp would be even moreso. The so-called treasure hunter is pretty quick and tricky, but otherwise, he's just very squishy and inept at fighting. A nice laundry and folding session would handle him quite nicely. Which is sort of a pain, given how she went to fight to get a rest from doing household chores to begin with.
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> HEY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> LAGGY
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> UVIET?!??!?!
[01:08] <Laggy> YA!!!!!!!!!1111111111
[01:08] <Soppy-ReturningToInaba> OMG!!!!
[01:08] <Chulianne> No wonder you're small.
[01:08] <TranceHime> cocks
[01:08] <Laggy> .....