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Nash Rumack (vs. THE TICK)
« on: June 27, 2009, 03:21:20 AM »
Finally, the big break! Nash Rumack, Vane dynamo extraordinaire, bedazzled the opposition into oblivion for the glorious finals! And this couldn't be any easier: Flay Gunnar, the Flayvor of Evil, may do quite a number with three stars, but he's clearly ill-equipped to handle Nash's myriad deadly status ailments! Flay certainly can't stop them all, and just about any of them will make the match unwinnable for the young alchemist. Does he want to sleep forever? Lose his thunderous voice? Turn into a statue? Hit a bedlam state? Nash can provide that and more! All he needs is a fingersnap and the deadly magical words: "Special Delivery!"
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Re: Nash Rumack (vs. THE TICK)
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2009, 03:34:13 AM »
Finally, the big break! Nash Rumack, Vane's star student, bedazzled the opposition into oblivion and has reached the glorious finals! And this couldn't be any easier: Flay Gunnar, the Flayvor of Evil, may do quite a number with three stars, but he's clearly ill-equipped to handle Nash's array of deadly status ailments! Flay certainly can't stop them all, and just about any of them will make the match unwinnable for the young alchemist. Does he want to sleep forever? Lose his thunderous voice? Turn into a statue? Be plunged into confusion? Nash can provide that and more! All he needs is a fingersnap and the deadly magical words: "Special Delivery!"
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