Hail and tremble, puny mortals! Jogurt has set his beady, tiny, murderous eyes once more upon the weaklings in the RPGDL's lowest division. The proverbial Hamster-in-the-Helmet still curses the day they made steroid use illegal in the arena and thusly banned all his sweet new moves, but it's a lesson the furry megalomaniac must learn. Still, his opponent Mallow? A creampuff. His cousin is probably one too - and this is meant quite literally! Jogurt eats marshmallows for breakfast! It's how he maintains his stellar physique, after all. If he can do it at the breakfast table, he can do it in the arena, so look for Jogurt this season in Light! No telling what a rodent on a sugar rush will do.
