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Jenna Angel (vs. Xenobia Ponmerci)
« on: July 18, 2009, 01:00:29 AM »
Transexual transcendence is the word this season.  With the returning champion a current member of the ambiguous sexuality clan, it seems high time the mighty 'god' of the Junkyard get her/his/its/WTF chance shine in the sun.  Xenobia, leader of the Vile Tribe, packs quite a punch with her mighty Sonic Boom attack, and sports amazing resilience to all damage.  On the other hand, Jenna has that and more.  Wielding the power of the godlike fusion of Shiva and Vishnu, the divine Hari-Hara, Jenna outlcasses Xenobia in all categories.  She's faster, she's more resilient, she's much stronger, and most importantly, her tricks, including the debilitating Debilitate, will easily tip the battle in her favour.  A few of her dreaded Bhairavas backed with Debilitate will wound Xenobia enough that she won't be able to even think about standing up to her dreaded, towering orb-enhanced form, which provides nigh-immunity to everything Xenobia can throw at her.  Even in sex appeal, Jenna has Xenobia beat - she appeals to everyone, regardless of gender and orientation, giving her a substantial advantage in that category as well.  Really, everything is weighed in her favour for this fight - transexual power is strong indeed this season.
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Re: Jenna Angel (vs. Xenobia Ponmerci)
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2009, 02:59:47 AM »
Transexual transcendence is the word this season. Wielding the power of the nigh-godlike fusion of Shiva and Vishnu, the divine Hari-Hara, Jenna outlcasses Xenobia in all categories.  She's faster, she's more resilient, she's much stronger, and most importantly, her tricks, including the debilitating Debilitate, will easily tip the battle in her favour. A few of her dreaded Bhairavas to the face backed with Debilitate's crippling effect will wound Xenobia enough that she won't be able to even think about standing up to her dreaded, towering orb-enhanced form, which provides nigh-immunity to everything Xenobia can throw at her and then some. This one's for David...!