LOVE HAS NO...ah. You know, all that depression and hate has gotten old. Really, really old. Maybe a new look is in order? NEL SHALL SOON KNOW THE LOVE, COMPASSION, AND WARMTH OF XORN THE OMNIPOTENT. It has a nice ring to it, and after this fight, Nel's going to be praying Xorn's up for giving hugs - his extreme speed, powerful attacks, and unique tricks will be more than enough to crush the puny little Aquarian. Nel's Healing? Overpowered by a Death Knell. Her Divine Wrath attack? Not fast enough to keep up with Xorn's array of punishing Thunderclaps and Dimension Gates, nor good enough to take out Xorn in any speedy fashion. Nel's ninja-speed? Dwarfed by Xorn's ninja-on-amphetamines-crack-and-epinephrine speed. Nel's resilience? Not enough, sadly. And really, continuing on with this combat briefing is getting really sad, which isn't part of Xorn's new image. PRETTY KITTIES AND BUNNIES FOR ALL!
