Xorn>Ghaleon:
"LOVE AND HOPE AND COURAGE AND BEAUTY HAVE NO PLACE IN MY WORLD! THIS FOOL THAT THINKS HE'S SOME KIND OF BEAUTIFUL DEFENDER OF JUSTICE MUST BE PURGED FROM MY EXISTENCE!" Xorn's loud cry could be heard throughout the league, as he prepared for battle against the things he hated most.
"..." "Something wrong?" Xenobia asked, a worried frown fleeting across her face, as Ghaleon, his face as hard as an anvil, looked out at the arena.
"...justice...love...to hell with it, I'm going to wait until they at least come a little down off the Magical Girl Ghaleon obsession kick." Ghaleon sighed. "You have a few horrible sessions with brainwashing and no one lets you forget it. Let's go find a hot tub, and make sure Royce brings her snake." Ghaleon sighed, as he walked away from the arena, leaving the still-raving Xorn the victor.
"You know, you have to hand it to him. A lot of men, between his general appearance and the brainwashing, might be questioning their sexuality." Xenobia noted quietly to herself, with a grin, as she followed after him.
Nina1>Yuki:
Yuki is a brave man.
Yuki is also someone who won't let anyone fool him, thinking he's stupid. No sir, he's not an idiot.
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"I'm telling you, she's Nina, but not the one you're looking for!" Flik muttered in exasperation, as Yuki attempted yet again to step around him and combat his designated nemesis.
"Oh, you can't really think I'd fall for that old trick. How many Ninas can there be!? That's ridiculous, it's not that common of a name. And she's in an arena." Yuki cried.
"...Wait, why am I defending her?" "Sir Flik!?" Nina squealed, hiding behind him. "Okay, okay, fine, look, this stupid girl gets me into trouble a lot, but electrocuting you won't be much trouble in comparison to some of the stuff she's done."
"Hah! We'll see about that!" Yuki laughed, readying his sword.
Nope, Yuki's not dumb.
He's not precisely bright either though.
And most people who don't show up to their match don't end up in the infirmary anyways, so the results may be worse than being dumb anyways.
Kary>Hilda:
Ahhh, Hilda. Master of form changing. Many different techniques and styles of battle are within her grasp.
Each has their own advantages.
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"...a bat?" Kary muttered.
"You're the fiend of fire, right?" Hilda squeaked.
"...yes..." Kary nodded, waiting for more explanation. "Fire. Perverts." Hilda gave the closest approximation of a shrug she could as a bat, as she prepared for her beating.
"...Sure, why not." Kary shrugged some of her shoulders.
As she wandered into the stands, burning random perverts.
"...that's...not...quite what I meant, but I just can't take a win from ringout, when she's doing me a favor..." Hilda grinned a bit, as she flapped out of the arena.
Aguro>Tempest:
This match was canceled, on lack of interest.
Any people that care may proceed to the arena it was to be held in, where hot fudge sundaes will be passed out as random generic female PCs mud wrestle for your entertainment.
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"...Ahhhh, man, this is the life." Aguro noted, as he munched his triple fudge on chocolate ice cream dessert.
"...this is pathetic." Tempest muttered, annoyed, as he stormed out of the arena.
"And the winner, by ringout, is Aguro." Yuri Hyuga noted solemnly.
"...huh?" "Well, we had to determine who won somehow. The first of you to walk out seemed best." Yuri shrugged, as he munched his ice cream cone happily. "Of course, you don't have to leave yet either." He finished, smiling.
"Don't think I will just yet." Aguro answered back happily.
Alonso>Laguna:
Laguna is an intelligent person, evidence to the contrary aside.
After all, he became ruler of Esthar and didn't promptly blow it up.
He's somehow survived in dangerous situations despite being both a spaz and a klutz.
Obviously he has something upstairs. Along with lots of good luck, probably.
What does this have to do with this match?
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"...never...fighting...him...again..." Alonso muttered. "OW! Can't you guys give me more anesthetic or something?"
"Sorry, it wouldn't do much good. Too near the nerves." A generic Cleric noted. "Damn! This is horrible!" Alonso cried out, as he winced again. "Can't you just knock me out?" "Nope, healing magic doesn't work right on unconcious people half the time, depending on their home game and how much censorship it had. We've taken to just not using it." "Gah!"
"Well, it's not <i>our</i> faults you got shot a few dozen times in the ass." The generic mumbled. "And this isn't going to be nearly as bad as when you have to turn over."
"grhgllllllgaaaah." Alonso gargled.
Sometimes, deterrant for the future is worth a temporary loss. Laguna may have lost this battle, but he has not lost the war against Alonso.
