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Lede (vs. Nash Rumack)
« on: July 24, 2009, 08:57:18 PM »
Hmph. A pest. This is all this smarmy, slippery little illusionist is. His little cantrips may have gotten him far enough in the Duelling League to face Mesdoram Elmdor's death seamstress, but Nash Rumack's worthless parlor tricks will carry his carcass no further. Lede will show the Vane trickster how a true murderer shuts down her targets: in a single strike of elegant yet frightening ruthlessness. Lede can destroy Nash with more or less any of her skills: Stop Breath will stop that bothersome blabbermouth from breathing outright, for starters. If she feels like being a bit bloodier, however, her ninja knives will work their magic, shredding that idiot into ribbons as fast as the speed of light. Turning people into stone may have its own novelty factor, but Lede is about to show Nash Rumack how a competent assassin fulfills a job - and it involves no fancy fireworks. Only a precise stab to the heart... at its flashiest.
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Re: Lede (vs. Nash Rumack)
« Reply #1 on: July 25, 2009, 03:24:27 AM »
Nash's cantrips may have gotten him far enough to face Mesdoram Elmdor's death seamstress, but his parlor tricks will carry his carcass no further. Lede will show him how a true murderer shuts down her targets: in a single, ruthless strike. Lede can destroy Nash with any of her skills: Stop Breath will stop that bothersome blabbermouth from breathing outright, but if she feels like being a bit bloodier, her ninja knives will work their magic, shredding that idiot into ribbons at the speed of light. Turning people into stone may have its own novelty factor, but Lede is about to show Nash Rumack how a competent assassin works - and it involves no fancy fireworks. Only a precise stab to the heart... at its flashiest.
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