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Yuber>Rutee (Don't feel like getting this.)
« on: February 29, 2008, 06:40:11 AM »
Yup.
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Re: Yuber>Rutee (Don't feel like getting this.)
« Reply #1 on: February 29, 2008, 09:57:14 PM »
In a fit of whimsy, the DL judges decided to determine the winner of the Yuber/Rutee match as a film-making contest. Both contestants were given 30 minutes to write, cast, perform, film, and edit their masterpieces. So, of course, both of them blatantly stole ideas from already-existing movies, just like real professional filmmakers.
Rutee decided to cast herself as the female lead of "There's Something About Rutee", a romantic comedy with all the makings of a blockbuster. The film culminated in the scene where Rutee's pet Swordian somehow viciously mauls the face of her dopey would-be boyfriend Stahn - to the great amusement of nearly everyone - until Stahn eventually gets the upper hand and tosses the poor defenseless Swordian out of a window. This particular part of the scene did not go over well with the sword-wielding duelists of the league, which is to say, nearly everyone.
Yuber, however, went with the idea of a Suikoverse version of "The Godfather", where Yuber, now cast as a mafioso (and wearing the same clothes...) and his 'family' go an systematic mission of "offing" the 27 True Runes, bringing about chaos and fulfilling all of Yuber's desires. The Godlike division's large number of final bosses really respected the work he put into the film and truly appreciated seeing an evil scheme go off without nary a repercussion for Yuber. So impressed, in fact, that they bullied the judges into a unanimous vote in favor of the Suikoden series' lovable Chaos Demon. Not that he needed it.